Just a little bit of shameless self-promotion: my book is just about to hit store shelves!

I’m the dude on the left, and my co-author on the right is Jeff Berg.

Man, that is a long process (probably about 1 year total from contract to publication). Prepurchase now! Buy them as Christmas presents, birthday presents, Bar Mitzvah presents, even chew-toys for your dogs! (Discounts for bulk purchases for 5 dogs or more). They also work great as monitor supports (about 3 inches per book). If you reeeeeeeeeeally want, you can even read it yourself and learn how to script with ActionScript 2.0 and Flash 8 (perish the thought)!